No one wants life insurance

No one wants life insurance

No one wants life insurance 1800 2250 Larry

Life insurance is one simple annoying bet.

It’s simple because it’s based on the single result of a single event (your death).

It’s annoying because you don’t want to win it. So why would you spend money on a bet you don’t want to win?

Let’s start with the want part.

Until some clever people have worked out how we can become immortal, the reality is that we will all die (hopefully not at the same time though).

The truth is… no one really wants to die; therefore, no one really wants life insurance. There… we’ve said it. So, why even get life insurance? And why set up a business no one wants?

Our answer to that is…

Because for once you’re not buying for yourself, you’re buying for your family and friends that you leave behind when you die.

And yes, it can be extremely daunting setting up a business providing something no one wants.  You’d need to be reasonably mental. The good news for you is we’ve got that bit covered… You can find out more about why we exist here.

’Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but Death and Taxes,

The Cobbler of Preston by Christopher Bullock

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