How can I pay?

What methods can I use for paying my monthly fee/subscription?

We currently have 2 methods of payment:

  1. Monthly payment by credit or debit card
  2. Cash in unmarked, non-consecutive bills, delivered in an unbranded holdall to a public location of our choosing and at a specified time.

We prefer method 1. It’s less suspicious and keeps our lawyers happy.

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Helpful?
Updates & Legal gumph
Current Version 2.1
DeadHappy
  • Added
  • Hey Bowlhead video
  • Updated
  • Lifeline guarantee extended to 10 years.
  • Plan RulesView Rules
  • Improved
  • Life insurance acceptance for mental health issues
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