WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU DIE?

Pay someone to take the bins out.

What do you want to happen when you die?

Pay someone to take the bins out.

Pay someone to take the bins out.

The argument may be about who takes the bins out but the reality is all about the ‘second shift’ and the division of household labour. How much would it cost to get all the chores done (including taking the bins out every week)?

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